The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote [35d]
• Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best [35d]
• Trump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Lying About Having Job At White House [35d]
• Fire Station That Burned Down Didn’t Have Fire Alarm [36d]
• We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed [36d]