The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges [32d]
• JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness [32d]
• Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything [32d]
• The Handmaid’s Pigtail [32d]
• All The Ways Elon Musk Is Supporting Trump’s Campaign [32d]
• Shitty Beard Barely Has Any Frolicsome Woodland Creatures Living In It [32d]
• NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope [32d]
• Emily Appleton and Rafael Garcia [32d]
• Bruce Cooke [32d]