The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Undeterred Yankees Fan Attempts To Wrestle World Series Trophy Away From Mookie Betts [23d]
• Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka [23d]
• Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept [23d]
• Deshaun Watson Figures Now A Good Time To Get Into Dog Fighting [24d]
• Pros And Cons Of Making Election Day A Federal Holiday [24d]
• Historians Unearth Final Fundraising Telegraph Hitler Sent From Bunker [24d]
• Elon Musk Claims Trump Economic Plan Would Cause Hardship [24d]
• Las Vegas Unveils New Swim-Up Voting Booths [24d]