The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Supplies Ukraine With Anti-Personnel Landmines [1d]
• DNC Chair: It’s Not A Waste Of Money If It Makes You Happy [2d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ariana Grande And Cynthia Erivo [2d]
• Mocktail Roofied [2d]
• Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl [2d]
• Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies [2d]