The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey [46d]
• Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health [47d]
• God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood [47d]
• Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers [47d]
• Billionaire Who Bought Banana Duct-Taped To Wall For $6.2 Million Plans To Eat It [47d]