The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship [29d]
• Americans Glad ISIS Defeated Or Something [29d]
• Timeline Of Presidential Pardons [30d]
• Bitcoin Reaches $100,000 [30d]
• Dad Wishes Whole Roster Played With Intensity, Passion Of Talentless Special Teamer [30d]
• Hilaria Baldwin Deported [30d]
• Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women [30d]