The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Justin Trudeau Resigns [24d]
• Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head [24d]
• Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna [24d]
• Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside [24d]
• Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume [24d]