The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids [12d]
• Pros And Cons Of Buying Greenland [13d]
• Kate Middleton Reveals Cancer In Remission [13d]
• City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit [13d]
• Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat [13d]