The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts [7d]
• JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts [7d]
• Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage [7d]
• Melania Trump Swiping Through Raya Matches In Full View Of Cameras [7d]
• Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See [7d]
• Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration [7d]
• RFK Jr. Attends Inauguration Shirtless [7d]
• Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere [7d]
• Inauguration Begins With Moment Of Silent Gloating [7d]
• Sewage Sludge Used As Fertilizer Poses Health Risks [7d]
• Revelations From Pope Francis’s New Memoir [7d]