The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute [35d]
• What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons [35d]
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• Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working [35d]
• Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs [35d]