The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal [22d]
• Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout [22d]
• Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs [22d]
• Technically Woman Gentrifying Land Of Potawatomi People [23d]
• Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were [23d]