The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza [19d]
• Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover [19d]
• NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ [19d]
• ‘The Sims’ Turns 25 [19d]
• Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil [19d]
• Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI [19d]
• Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void [19d]