The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air [5d]
• CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase [5d]
• Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere [5d]
• Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age [5d]
• Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him [6d]