The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row [172d]
• Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026 [172d]
• Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other [172d]
• Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens [172d]