The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English [169d]
• Artist Profile: Tate McRae [169d]
• NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes [169d]
• ‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things [170d]
• Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider [170d]
• Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine [170d]
• Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop [170d]