The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder [154d]
• Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression [154d]
• Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While [154d]
• Fried Days (and Nights) [154d]
• DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users [154d]
• Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact [154d]
• U.S. Loses A Fifth Of Its Butterflies In 2 Decades [154d]
• Noom Weight Loss Quiz Guarantees Personalized Insults Tailored To Users’ Insecurities [154d]