The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country [138d]
• Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute [138d]
• Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen [138d]
• Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child [138d]
• Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank [138d]
• Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time [138d]
• Tips For Dealing With Spam Texts [138d]
• DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism [138d]