The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies [130d]
• Furious Trump Cancels ‘Atlantic’ Subscription After 48 Years [130d]
• Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact [130d]
• Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone [130d]
• Study Finds Breastfed Children Far Better At Suckling Later In Life [130d]
• Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop [130d]