The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich [125d]
• White House Correspondents’ Dinner Scraps Host In Favor Of Terrified Silence [125d]
• Dietary Restrict-Funs [126d]
• Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery [126d]
• Man Spends Afternoon Volunteering Opinions About The Homeless [126d]
• Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech [126d]
• Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens [126d]
• Pentagon Cuts All Employees With Weak Jawlines [126d]
• Ex Run Into While Stalking Other Ex [126d]