The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison [118d]
• 3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing [118d]
• Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker [118d]
• Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV [118d]
• Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops [118d]
• Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester [118d]
• Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out [118d]
• Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him [118d]
• What To Know About The TikTok Sale [118d]
• The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves [118d]