The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Colossal Squid Caught On Camera In Deep Sea For First Time [2d]
• Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated [2d]
• Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’ [2d]
• TikTok Trend Urges Americans To Buy Directly From Chinese Manufacturers [2d]
• ‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com [2d]
• Solitary Consignment [2d]
• Red Sox Fans Screaming Racial Slurs Throughout Mascot Race [2d]
• Melania Trump Informs Visiting Children She Hid Many Easter Eggs Behind Curtain Of Reality [2d]
• Tips For Packing A ‘Go Bag’ [2d]