The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Flight Flies Without Pilot For 10 Minutes After Copilot Faints [212d]
• Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner [212d]
• Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed [212d]
• Sure, If You’re An Unoriginal Hack [212d]
• Nadia Zafirovski [212d]