The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’ [210d]
• Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions [210d]
• New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT [210d]
• Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel [210d]
• Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai [210d]
• Kevin Hagstetter [210d]