The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There [289d]
• Crypto Investor Tortures Man In Attempt To Steal Bitcoin Password [289d]
• Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval [289d]
• Timeline Of Trump’s Battle With Harvard [289d]
• Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs [289d]
• Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit [289d]
• Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead [289d]