The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns [197d]
• Proactive Man Starts Working On Dracula Impression Early So It Ready For Halloween [197d]
• Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones [197d]
• Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2 [197d]