The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Know About Labubu Dolls [194d]
• Dutch Museum Displays 200-Year-Old Condom Made From Sheep Appendix [194d]
• FEMA Chief Confused By Wind [194d]
• IT Guy Slips On Carpal Tunnel Braces With Calm Of Soldier Prepared To Die In Battle [194d]
• Christie Brinkley Also Shocked To Learn She Not Spokesperson For Skechers [195d]
• Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him [195d]
• The Needled and the Damaged Son [195d]