The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising [15d]
• Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz [15d]
• Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List [15d]
• Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies [15d]
• Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover [15d]
• What To Know About The Diddy Trial [15d]
• Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary [15d]
• No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit [15d]
• SWAT Team Robot Successfully Dismantles Black Man [15d]
• Jeremy Allen White Undergoes Experimental Mouth Enlargement Surgery [15d]
• Ah Fuck, They Painted The Brick [15d]
• Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free [15d]