The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline [23d]
• Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs [23d]
• How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza [23d]
• Eternal Wrestle [23d]
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• Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims [23d]
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• CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex [24d]
• Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! [24d]