The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines [15d]
• Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother [15d]
• Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt [15d]
• Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth [15d]
• Biggest Revelations From The New Gwyneth Paltrow Biography [15d]