The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet [207d]
• Dumbest Friend Just Bought 20 Chickens [207d]
• Andrea Fusco And Glenn Demers [207d]
• RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid [207d]
• Confederate Statue Toppled During Black Lives Matter Protest Reinstalled [207d]
• Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday [207d]
• Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture [207d]