The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Know About ‘Weapons’ [6d]
• Woman’s Career Dies In Childbirth [7d]
• Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation [7d]
• Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker [7d]
• Yasmine Polk [7d]
• ‘Two Seniors,’ Says Jordon Hudson, Looking AMC Cashier Dead In Eye [7d]
• Sweetshop Labor [7d]