The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion Film Standard: Top Gun [2d]
• Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time [2d]
• Trump, Zelensky Sit Across From Each Other In Awkward Silence At Georgetown Cupcake [2d]
• Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio [2d]
• Anna Tsang and Matthew Valentine [2d]
• Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter [2d]
• Coveted Broadway Stage Role Landed By Juilliard-Trained Curtains [2d]