The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It [19d]
• Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers [19d]
• Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside [19d]
• CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen [19d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo [19d]
• Record-Breaking Number Of Viewers Now Following WNBA Players Home [19d]