The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting [11d]
• Everything We Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 So Far [11d]
• U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members [11d]
• Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani [11d]
• Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form [11d]
• Mailman Too Old To Be Out There [12d]
• 8th Grader’s Voice Drops 6 Octaves Over Summer [12d]