The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein [11d]
• Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream [11d]
• What To Know About NSPM-7 [11d]
• Kristi Noem: ‘Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019’ [11d]
• Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis [11d]
• Church Of England Names First Woman Leader [11d]
• Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch [11d]
• USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown [11d]
• Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored [11d]
• Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth [11d]
• White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President [11d]
• Carlie Beams and Drew Jones [11d]
• Sydney Sweeney Desperately Fishing For Pet Names To Avoid Calling Grown Man ‘Scooter’ [11d]