The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Government Shutdown Causes Flight Delays [3d]
• California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches [3d]
• Political Profile: Russell Vought [3d]
• Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills [3d]
• Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now [3d]
• ‘Try Not To Stare At Her Mouth,’ Says Mom In Ominous Update On Grandma’s Health [3d]