The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times [40d]
• Man Has Favorite Hot Dog Place For Every Level Of Sobriety [40d]
• New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows [40d]
• Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2 [40d]
• Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration [40d]
• Prince Andrew Surrenders Royal Titles [40d]