The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces [38d]
• Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons [38d]
• Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security [38d]
• 37-Year-Old Still On Parents’ Verizon Plan Saves Credibility By Clarifying He Pays Them $50 A Month [38d]
• What To Know About Data Centers [38d]
• Scary Outfit [38d]
• ChatGPT Introduces New AI-Powered Web Browser [38d]