The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks [110d]
• Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map [110d]
• Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers [110d]
• Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn [111d]
• Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process [111d]
• Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head [111d]