The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives [7d]
• White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby [7d]
• Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers [7d]
• RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi [7d]
• Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life [7d]
• Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil [7d]
• Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot [7d]
• Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse [7d]
• Ken Burns’ ‘The American Revolution’ Ends With Number To Call If You Considering Founding Nation [7d]