The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court [199d]
• Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers [200d]
• Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor [200d]
• Francine Holmes [200d]
• Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners [200d]
• Lorde Requiring All Concertgoers  To Stash Boyfriends In Locked Pouch [200d]
• Artist Profile: Rosalía [200d]