The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief [7d]
• Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer [7d]
• Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them [8d]
• Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery [8d]
• Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift [8d]
• Japanese Monk RacksBrain For Haiku That Will KnockThem On Their Asses [8d]
• Unfairport [8d]