The Brutalist Report

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• Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times [5d]
• Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ [5d]
• Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’ [5d]
• Artist Profile: Katseye [6d]
• Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist [6d]
• Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food [6d]
• ​​General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping [6d]
• The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You? [6d]
• The Best And Worst ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Episodes Of All Time [6d]