The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case [1d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1d]
• In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System [1d]
• Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year [1d]
• Gal Gadot Assures Casting Agent She Can Play AI Roles [1d]
• How To Keep Your Christmas Tree Fresh [1d]
• Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship [1d]