The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’ [51d]
• Oil Stocks Rise After U.S. Capture Of Maduro [51d]
• Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week [51d]
• Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago [51d]
• Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence [51d]