The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Canned Tuna Recalled For Potentially Fatal Botulism Mistakenly Reshipped [30d]
• Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen [30d]
• Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders [30d]
• That’s Norway to Treat a Lady [30d]
• God Informs Humanity Choking People Meant To Die [30d]
• Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo [30d]