The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Alex Honnold Successfully Free Solos Taipei 101 Skyscraper [29d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino [29d]
• ‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’ [29d]
• Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report [29d]
• Dove Finally Admits Some People Ugly [29d]
• Peter Barnell [29d]
• JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled [29d]
• ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again [29d]