The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter [16d]
• Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason [16d]
• Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness [16d]
• Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat [16d]
• Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player [16d]
• Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth [16d]