The Brutalist Report

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• Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away [15d]
• Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased [15d]
• All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered [15d]
• Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food [15d]
• Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun [15d]
• Alan Andrews [15d]
• Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country [15d]
• Political Profile: Tom Homan [15d]
• Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle [15d]
• Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) [15d]
• Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher [16d]
• Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter [16d]