The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie [11d]
• Study Finds Ancient Romans Used Poop As Medicine [11d]
• Wendy Tomalin and Lee Epsley [11d]
• Skin of Omission [11d]
• What To Know About TrumpRx [11d]
• ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics [11d]
• Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training Dance [11d]
• Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls [11d]
• ‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time [11d]